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Vegan
Fast food
Delivery
Take-out
British
A fully vegan “fish” and chip shop, opened in October 2021 by a vegan activist, Earthling Ed. Serves food from a menu designed to authentically represent that of a traditional British fish and chip shop. Sample selection includes vegan cod & chips, smoked vegan haddock & chips, Tofish burger & chips, and tempura prawnz. Also offers side dishes and desserts. Has a food truck that visits markets/events. Open Tue-Sat 12:30-20:00, Sun 12:30-19:00.
Featured Review
Lee_A
Points +1383
10/11/24 & 13/07/25 - Edit
10/11/24 - Crazy good. I'm currently too full to type. I'll come back on here another day to say how great it was.
Read more13/07/25 - I came back. Six stars.
Updated from previous review on 2025-09-28
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469 Reviews
First Review by LaraChurcher-Muria
Jordmondson
Points +221
Almost indistinguishable from the real thing - Edit
So far I've had the cod and the haddock and both were incredible.
Read moreFriendly staff and great food.
Pros: Vegan fish , Friendly staff
Cons: Wait can be a bit longer than normally expect, Slightly pricey, but ultimately worth it.
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Yemyem
Points +50
Wonderful food, but.... - Edit
Pros - Yes, the food is great. Also, the normal portion size was very filling. The person taking orders was very personable and engaging. However, it is unfair to expect them to both take orders and serve food. This leads to long queues (people left) and food not promptly given to customers. Poor customer service all round.
Read moreMy biggest concern and reason for the low rating is the state of the toilet. I was shocked and appalled. Had I used the facilities before I'd ordered and eaten, I would have left. I won't go into detail here, but please, you must do better and do so immediately. Your vegan customers deserve better. The state of the toilet shows a total disdain for all your customers and for sure is a health hazard. Is there a similar lack of cleanliness in the kitchen, too? Plus, the lack of cleanliness reflects poorly on all of us vegans. You're letting yourselves down. You know better, so please *do* better.
Updated from previous review on 2023-10-07
Pros: Food., Person at counter taking orders is lovely
Cons: State of toilet!, Queues, General cleanliness
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Bdean
Points +154
Best vegan sausage and chips ever - Edit
Whenever I have omni friends come to visit me in Brighton, I bring them to the beach and offer them the option to go to No Catch with me, or go to the 'real' fish and chip shop a few doors down. Those who choose the 'real' fish and chips always end up jealous of how incredible the No Catch looks (and tastes!) compared to theirs and never make the same mistake twice.
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Mampfred_Nimmersatt
Points +108
Unbelievable! - Edit
The cod is so crazy good! We also had the smoked “fish” and lemon shrimps. Phenomenal!
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MikitoRamirez
Points +16
Seaside delight - Edit
Exactly what I was hankering for!
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Juliannnn
Points +16
Five star - Edit
Best vegan food I have had in a long time
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EllieAngus
Points +68
Unreal Vegan Fish & Chips - Edit
I can’t believe how good the fish was, tasted so perfectly fishy and a flavour I’ve missed since being vegan, chips were amazing too- so worth the visit
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RachelHollings
Points +331
Wish I could eat this everyday - Edit
I tried No Catch at the 2023 Vegan Camp Out and I was not disappointed!
Read morePros: Taste and texture were spot on, Good value for money
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KL123
Points +472
Wow! - Edit
The best vegan fish and chips! Happy they came to Reading Market so I could try it. Very tasty!
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SnowGlobe
Points +60
Vegan Chippy - Edit
It was great to find a fully vegan chippy. It’s something I’ve missed being able to have. When the food arrived. I initially thought I’d still be hungry after it, but it was so filling I couldn’t have eaten any more! So good to finally get some decent cut chips! Will definitely be back when I’m in Brighton again.
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Here.To.Travel_Jade
Points +13332
So good - Edit
We tried their vegan fish and chips at a vegan market where thankfully there was no queue which is unusual based on other times we’ve seen their truck. The food is a little pricey for the portion but it’s so good- the taste and texture of the ‘fish’, the chunky chips and their tartar sauce. Wish we’d tried them sooner. Try these whenever you have the opportunity!
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AliceManchip
Points +3162
Amazing vegan fish - Edit
Ate at their stall at vegan camp out! The fish was amazing and had a nice salty taste due to the seaweed! I think the fish is made from battered banana blossom
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MrRotstern
Points +494
Great place - Edit
Incredible no-fish and chips, couldn't tell the difference with fish (from what I remember).
Read morePros: Flavours and texture, Friendly staff
Cons: Mushy peas, Tad bit pricey
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giuseppelarussa
Points +42
Consigliatissimo - Edit
Non avevo mai mangiato un fish and chips vegano, un gusto straordinario
Read morePros: Tutto
Cons: Niente
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raz469
Points +94
Was pleasantly surprised - Edit
My first bite of the "fish" and i knew this wasnt no normaly tofu stake. The meal was filling and the staff a joy
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um.suzi
Points +57
Best chippy!!! - Edit
Never had better vegan fish and chips (missed ittt) the texture was great and the taste was 10/10. My brothers enjoyed theirs also. Had the calamari as well which I love!!
Read morePros: Great atmosphere, Very filling, Tastes just like fish
Cons: Slow-ish service
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GracePlant
Points +1363
Best vegan fish and chips - Edit
Mmmmm, had no catch so many times at vegan festivals and they are delicious! The vegan fish is my favourite
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marcolr91
Points +86
Best vegan fish and seafood ever!!! - Edit
Absolutely amazing!!! Everything was so tasty and delicious and our doggy enjoyed the place too!
Read morePros: Tasty, Good portion size, Many different choices
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spencerchloe
Points +299
Best fish n chips - Edit
Made with quality batter, tofu fish is super tasty and the great chips well seasoned.
Read moreUpdated from previous review on 2023-08-14
Pros: Portion size great, Vegan cod or haddock available , Chips
Cons: None
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emmamolly7
Points +323
Better than I could have ever imagined - Edit
I've never had vegan fish like it. It was amazing. The chips were lovely too. Just perfect.
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gemandpam
Points +219
Yum! - Edit
Great vegan fish and chips, had these guys at Vegan Camp Out and they were the first food stall I wanted to try, I was not disappointed! We also had tempura prawns which were yum too 🤤
Read morePros: Good portion size, Decent prices, Lush food
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ClaireTucker
Points +21
Best Vegan Fish Ever - Edit
Fantastic vegan cod and chips. Great sauces. Fast service. Just a shame that we didn’t feel we could stay and eat inside due to the constant swearing in the loud music. Not family friendly.
Read morePros: The food., Fast service
Cons: Lots of loud swearing in the music. Not nice!
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ConnorFinch
Points +674
Incredible 🙅🏼♂️🎣 - Edit
The same fish and chips as you’d expect from Unity Diner in London, everything on the menu is lovely!
Read moreThe battered sausage and chips was incredible, highly recommended to anybody in the Brighton area looking for that classing fish and chip shop vibe.
Updated from previous review on 2022-09-03
Pros: Great vegan fish , Battered sausages!, Great service
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ladygooner
Points +135
Great food as always - Edit
Love this food! Second time here, will make a third!
Read moreUpdated from previous review on 2023-08-04
Pros: Food! , Battered sausage , Chips 🍟
Cons: None
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EmilyRaphael
Points +352
Fish and chips ❤️ - Edit
Loved this place! vegan fish Is quite hard to find in restaurants especially that tastes this good! love the range of options here!
Read morePros: Tasty
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chizzle
Points +47
Awesome fish n chips! - Edit
The cod and chips was amazing, the calamari, too!
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NinaParkerHughes
Points +52
Disappointed - Edit
Unappealing premises (it really wouldn’t take much effort to sort out the flower bed outside), dirty toilets, small portions and expensive prices. I’m sure everyone is there to support the great work of Ed Winters but it’s such a missed opportunity to attract non-vegans and encourage them to try more plant-based meals.
Read morePros: It’s all vegan , Dog friendly
Cons: Small portions , Very dry chips, Expensive
CharlieMills
Why would you give a fully vegan place 2* based on how it looks? You've not even talked about the food at all?
Read moreNinaParkerHughes
I mentioned the food in ‘cons’. I was hugely disappointed by this place.
Read moreitsmeagain
Nine,
Read moreIf the food was poor, what was the problem? Dry chips..?..
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